Evil Aliens

Ennnnnnnnglish?!

Posted by: ThirteenDamnDollars, September 12, 2005 07:39 PM

Jake West
Saturday September 10th, 11:59PM
Ryerson Theater

Aliens! Porn Stars! Yellow Journalism! Welshmen!

This is a straight up camp splatter fest. Lots of silly fun.

Porn, aliens, comedy, and splatter.

Posted by: Task, September 12, 2005 03:26 AM

Saturday, September 10 11:59 PM RYERSON

This movie opens with sex, follows with aliens, and keeps switching back and forth until finally they combine sex and aliens in one scene. The comedy levels are high throughout (as are many of the characters, if not the actors themselves), and there is always a lot of splatter. The best part of the film might be trying to catch all the references to other movies that fill the film beginning to end.

It's actually got a bit of a plot near the beginning and near the end, but don't kid yourself: This is purely entertainment, no higher brain functions required.

Actually, I'm not sure you need anything above the navel to enjoy this movie.

Or would it be wrong of me to say that?

Gratuitous Blood!

Posted by: LyttleOne, September 11, 2005 11:48 AM

This campy, adolescent, energetic romp through the (purportedly) Welsh countryside being pursued by aliens with cheap PVC breathing appartus is a highly enjoyable way to end a day of film. There is always one Midnight Madness that is as funny as it tries to be and this years clear favorite is Evil Aliens! I shall never recall 'I've got a brand new combine' without picturing flying alien bits and a bloody smear across a hay field. This film has very high cheese factor but has fun doing it. It includes a Jerry Springer spoof, 3 crazy brothers (who only speak Welsh), the requisite busty bombshells, anal probes run amok, and an alien/human sex scene that is impressive to say the least. If you enjoy your horror films with much laughter and poking fun at the genre you will enjoy Evil Aliens.